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                  The DINI Group Newsletter
                      Jan 3, 2008
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- “Weird Al” Yankovic – White and Nerdy
- On the ‘getting freaky’ with Bubble wrap thing ...
- Randy’s Last Lecture
- Miss Teen USA South Carolina responds to a question ...
- DN9000k10 – ‘Bride of Monster’ now shipping

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“Weird Al” Yankovic – White and Nerdy

This is old, but if you haven't seen this video satire from Weird Al it is worth your time: White and Nerdy (sound required, but probably safe for work).   The original, called “Ridin’ Dirty” (sound also required, and maybe safe for work), by Chamillionaire and Krayzie Bone is an excellent rap song although I'm not certain I understand the situational context that makes these guys so angry.   Weird Al changes “Ridin’ Dirty” to “White and Nerdy” and the result is very, very funny.  Kudos to Chamillionaire for allowing Weird Al to parody his song.  It cannot be fun to have your art mocked in this manner. 

I was once an engineer (now sales and marketing, unfortunately) and I can relate to many of the nerd stereotypes that Weird Al mocks.  In truth, nerds are cool these days, so we don't have to hide.    More nerd info here if you are interested: White & Nerdy, Wiki.   Incidentally, if you do not know whether you are a Nerd, Dork, or a Geek, this 60-question test can help: Nerd, Dork, Geek.  ‘Dweeb’ is a different issue.  If you are not aware of the differences, the test has a complete description at the end.  I'm proud to say I tested as a ‘Cool Nerd’.

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On the ‘getting freaky’ with Bubble wrap thing ...

As I sit here in my office writing this, one of my engineers is popping bubble wrap, making concentration difficult.  I will assume you have seen Weird Al’s video above.  Pop quiz for you MBA-types -- 

The proper management response to this type of office behavior is:

1 --  Tell him to cut it out.  Inform him that this is unacceptable and annoying office behavior that will NOT be tolerated.  Make a note of it in his personnel file.  Have him sign the warning for legal cover.  Consider termination if behavior continues. 

2  --  He'll run out of bubbles in a few minutes.  What’s the problem?  If this is the most annoying thing he is doing you’re probably lucky.  Last week he was showing off his new tattoo, which could be charitably described as a disemboweled walrus with acne.  The text description underneath the tattoo is an APL program that when executed, prints a description of an unnatural act one would do with a tray of ice.

3 --  Walk over, engage him in conversation. Attempt to get him to do something else by diverting his attention.  Suggestions: “You need to comb your hair, dude.” OR “Nice socks.  Aren't they supposed to match?”

4 --  Ignore it.  This is the type of thing good engineers do.  It’s late and there aren't that many people still around.  After (if) he finishes, make sure that there isn't any more bubble wrap around for him to abuse. 

5 --  Shout from office:  “HEY! CUT THAT OUT!!!!!”  That should fix the problem.

6 --  Bubble wrap should be recycled to help the environment.  Popping the bubbles makes the wrap useless.   Take the stuff away from him and tell him about the baby birds he has just viciously MURDERED with his willful environmental ignorance.  THIS IS A GREEN COMPANY AND NO WASTE IS TOLERATED!

7 – Get him one of these:  Mugen Puti Puti.

The correct answer is ‘4’ or ‘2’ and possibly ‘3’.  Action ‘5’ would serve no purpose and ‘6’ is silly.  ‘7’ might work.  If you answered ‘1’, do not EVER try to manage a group of smart, creative individuals in the engineering field.  You will fail and they will have fun watching you fail.

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Randy’s Last Lecture

You are a professor and you are asked the following question:  "If this were your last time to address a group of students, what would you say to them?"  This seems macabre to me, but popular professors are being asked to present their ‘Last Lecture’ as a form of campus entertainment.  And the professors giving these ‘final lectures’ are filling stadiums with the presentations.  Meet Carnegie Mellon University Computer Science Professor Randy Pausch.  Professor Randy was asked this question and he responded. The ticket to the presentation was hard to get.  The twist here is that this may, in fact, be Randy’s last lecture.  He is suffering from terminal pancreatic cancer.  Randy’s life philosophy seems to be “When you encounter an obstacle, overcome it.”  Pay attention to the Disney rejection letter part of the talk – it is pervasively motivating.  Much more so than this phony: Tony Robbins.   Randy’s influence is broad – if you have played a video game in the last 10 years, you have used some of his technology:  ALICE

News report about his last lecture here: CMU professor gives his last lesson on life

Randy’s last lecture on google.video here: Really Achieving Your Childhood Dreams

Regarding Randy, ari_b (1159899) makes the following comment in slashdot:  “… Nowadays, one of my most valuable tools for any major decision (and even some of the small ones) is to ask myself, "Would I be embarrassed to tell Randy about this?"  

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Miss Teen USA South Carolina responds to a question ……

On a (much) lighter note, let me introduce you to Miss Teen USA South Carolina, Caitlin Upton (safe for work).  More Caitlin here.  During the Miss Teen USA 2007 contest, Caitlin is asked “Why can't 1/5th of Americans locate America on a map?”   Click here for her answer with helpful subtitles: Caitlin’s Answer (WARNING – possibly cringe inducing but very funny. Audio is required.)   Now I'm going to surprise you.   Rather than mock her, make a slew of dumb blond jokes, complain about the state of our educational system, and go on to the next subject, I'm going to defend her.   Although my modeling career is long behind me, I spend a lot of time in front of audiences for MUCH lower stakes.  I have long lost the primal fear of public speaking.  At the awkward age of 17, however, I cannot imagine how frightened I would have been to be forced, on a nationally televised event, to answer a random PC philosophical question that I could not, in advance, prepare.  I’m sure I would have frozen completely.  My YouTube video would have been of me gagging, mumbling, and choking.  I have seen the most seasoned of speakers freeze in high pressure environments.  When on the podium, usually you can't hear the question.  I argue that Caitlin should be cut a great deal of slack.  In similar circumstances I would have done worse.  And I'm sure ‘worse’ is possible.

She appears to be taking her celebrity in stride:  Miss South Carolina Teen USA explains herself.  With her looks, she'll have WAY more than these 15 minutes of fame.  You go girl!

PS – During job interviews, HP (et al.) is known to put a new grad in a conference room with several senior engineers.  The new grad is forced to stand at a white board with a marker in his hand while the engineers in the audience hurl impossible or tricky technical questions as if shooting for a bull’s eye.  The interviewee is expected to answer the questions and answer them correctly.  Somehow, the argument goes, a job applicant’s ability to excel in this artificially created, high pressure situation is predictive of that individual’s ability to do complicated, highly technical tasks.  I'm more than skeptical.  This is analogous to what was done to Caitlin at this beauty competition.  I have long argued this interviewing technique accomplishes nothing beyond creating abject terror in a young engineer.  It certainly isn't predictive of a new grads’ ability to perform difficult technical tasks in a work environment.  While this can be entertaining if you aren't the target, the emotional damage from a poor showing can be lasting and severe.

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DN9000k10 – ‘Bride of Monster’ now shipping

We have started shipping the DN9000k10 – ‘Bride of Monster’. This product contains 16 Xilinx LX330 FPGA’s on a single circuit board.  This is the world’s most aggressive use of Xilinx’s largest Virtex-5 FPGA.  The single board approach eliminates the performance, reliability, and clock distribution problems so rampant in the toy-like ‘stacked’ solutions.  This product has 3.32 million flip-flops/LUTs, and can comfortably prototype 32 million gates of ASIC logic. The cost is less than 0.3 cents per gate.  Auspy partitioning models are provided.  Lead-time is 2-3 weeks.
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Mike Dini
The Dini Group
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